First see you, I shit love you (第一次见你，我便爱上了你) — Chinglish Slang

Slang Name：First see you, I shit love you

Chinese：第一次见你，我便爱上了你

Type：Internet Slang / Chinglish Slang

English：
A hilariously wrong Chinglish confession of love. "First see you" is a literal translation of "第一次见你" (first time seeing you), and "I shit love you" is a mispronunciation or written error of "I should love you" — though it sounds like something quite different. The result is perhaps the funniest Chinglish love confession ever created.

中文：
一个搞笑到离谱的中式英语爱情告白。"First see you"是"第一次见你"的直译，而"I shit love you"可能是"I should love you"的发音或拼写错误——尽管听起来完全不同。结果可能是史上最好笑的中式英语告白。

This phrase originated from a viral social media post where a Chinese English learner attempted to write a romantic confession but accidentally created one of the funniest Chinglish phrases in history. The phrase was meant to be "the first time I saw you, I fell in love with you" but came out as "first see you, I shit love you." It went viral on Reddit, Twitter, and Chinese social media, becoming a beloved example of how bad English can accidentally create comedy gold.

中文：这个短语起源于一篇走红的社交媒体帖子，一位中国英语学习者试图写浪漫告白，却不小心创造了史上最好笑的中式英语之一。本意是"第一次见你我就爱上了你"，但写成了"first see you, I shit love you"。在Reddit、Twitter和中国社交媒体上走红，成为糟糕英语意外创造喜剧经典的感人例子。