Chinglish Dictionary

First is open the door then push

先开门，再推开

An operation guide Chinglish with wrong grammar, translated from Chinese "xiān kāi mén, zài tuī kāi".

Small hearts electric shock

小心触电

A classic electrical safety Chinglish, literally translated from Chinese "xiǎo xīn chù diàn".

Pee on the road complaint

随地小便，违者投诉

A public sanitation Chinglish with wrong wording, translated from Chinese "suí dì xiǎo biàn, wéi zhě tóu sù".

Do not put flammable substance approach

禁止放置易燃易爆物品靠近

A fire safety Chinglish with wrong word order, translated from Chinese "jìn zhǐ yí rànɡ yì bào wù pǐn kào jìn".

Not allowed the noise

禁止喧哗

A public quiet sign Chinglish with wrong grammar, translated from Chinese "jìn zhǐ xuān huá".

Toilet paper please dont walk away

卫生纸请勿带走

A toilet sanitation Chinglish with personification mistake, translated from Chinese "wèi shēng zhǐ qǐng wù dài zǒu".

Do not let the water to drink

禁止让水饮用；别喝这里的水

A safety warning Chinglish with wrong grammar, translated from Chinese "jìn zhǐ hē zhè lǐ de shuǐ".

The shop closes at night

店铺夜间关门

A business hours Chinglish with stiff expression, translated from Chinese "diàn pù yè jiān guān mén".

Meal time is over go quickly

用餐时间结束，请快速离开

A canteen notice Chinglish with no punctuation, translated from Chinese "yòng cān shí jiān jié shù".

No standing in the pee

禁止站着小便

A toilet rule Chinglish with wrong grammar, translated from Chinese "jìn zhǐ zhàn zhe xiǎo biàn".

Watch your bottom

小心屁股；注意下方

A funny safety warning Chinglish, mistranslated from Chinese "xiǎo xīn pì gu / xià fāng".

One time urination forever your responsibility

一次小便，终身负责

A ridiculous rural public toilet Chinglish, literal translation of Chinese funny warning slogan.

Toilet out of order please do not enter

厕所故障，请勿入内

A public toilet sign Chinglish, literally translated from Chinese toilet notice, partially native but stiff.

Sincerely piss off

真心地滚开

A rude curse Chinglish with wrong collocation, translated from Chinese "zhēn xīn gǔn kāi", extremely impolite expression...

Outside food

外来食品

A canteen/restaurant sign Chinglish, abbreviated literal translation from Chinese "wài lái shí pǐn".

Welcome to visit our factory again

欢迎再次参观我们的工厂

A business reception Chinglish with redundant words, translated from Chinese "huān yíng zài cì cān guān wǒ men de gōng c...

Our company is a team

我们公司是一个团队

A corporate culture Chinglish with stiff expression, translated from Chinese "wǒ men gōng sī shì yí gè tuán duì".

No littering across the area

全场禁止乱扔垃圾

A public sanitation Chinglish with wrong preposition, translated from Chinese "quán chǎng jìn zhǐ luàn rēng lā jī".

Welcome to the hotel

欢迎入住本酒店

A hotel welcome sign Chinglish, directly translated from Chinese hotel greeting, standard English is similar but stiffly...

I am so honorable to meet you

很荣幸见到你

A polite greeting Chinglish with wrong collocation, translated from Chinese "hěn róng xìng jiàn dào nǐ".